This is not an ABC book for toddlers.
Like the (sub)title says, this book
is an alphabet book for bigger kids
. . . like you.
The Tongue-tied ABC book contains
90 of my letters,
3 different designs for each letter
plus a few extras thrown in.
The featured design has a little story
where most words start with that letter.
Below are a few spreads
to show you what I mean.
Softcover, 64 pages, 8" x 10"
Price: $14.95 (USD) plus shipping
(PA residents: $16.00 after tax)
Jacketed Jackie is joyfully jaunty
after hitting the jackpot in June with
her Jersey Jerry's Jurassic Jungle jingle.
She's jumpy about a job jinx, so the
jingle jockey's just joined Joe's Junkyard
as a juggling junior janitor.
"Joe's junkmen's jaws are ajar when I'm jugglin'
jumbo jars of jam or jelly or jumpin' a jim-dandy jig
with a jillion javelins. I don't jig and juggle javelins.
Just jig jumpin' jerks juggle javelins!"
Kept clad in a khaki kimono and a kilt,
Kiefer's called The King of Karate
at the Kalamazoo zoo.
In The Keys,
Kiefer the Karate King
is kind of a klutz!
Kiefer's karate couldn't keep
the cone contents from keeling over
ker-splat! onto Krissy.
Krissy fell on her kisser,
Kiefer fell on his keister.
Looks like this laid-back lad's mislaid his lucky lariat.
"I'd like to locate the lost lasso so I can loop lots of
lazy, lily-livered longhorns and lead 'em to Laramie."
After lunch, he's likely a legionnaire leaping
to liberate a luckless lass or, lots later,
a little lumberjack loading logs.
Unless he's lured by a lullaby.
Lullaby listening'll likely lead a lad
on a leap to La La Land lickety-split.